1st Reign - Video/Action in Goldenrod Hideout

[chaoswut]

The feed opens up on a slightly jaundiced eye, wild and a little bloodshot. It twitches unnaturally, then squints in glee as the hand holding the Pokègear pulls away, revealing a maturely handsome man in a newly acquired Rocket outfit, stroking his goatee thoughtfully. He poses for the camera, admiring his image in the eye's reflection.

"My, don't you look absolutely riveting, sir. Black suits you… Though that's more than I can say for this place..."

Discord glances around, eyes swiveling around appraisingly, as if selecting which things to keep and which to spruce up a bit. It’s clear that it’s largely disposed to the latter; the room behind him is a depressingly grey little hole, and it is clear that despite the man's seemingly constant gleeful grin that Discord is more than slightly perturbed by things. He glances below-camera, eyes scanning quickly.

"Pokègear...yadda yadda connections....something something make friends, oh please, why do something so positively droll...pah!" A small booklet goes flying past the camera, shedding pages like new snow, one of which lands on his nose. Raised eyebrow and licked lips; within seconds he is chewing thoughtfully.

"Hm. Even paper tastes differently here...How delightfully…tasteless. It's no cotton candy, but it will do. Oh fine, what do <i>you</i> want?”

“Sol.”

The camera spins on a quietly sitting Absol, wearing the closest ‘Orly’ expression that a Pokèmon is likely to achieve. It has a slim black bandanna around its head emblazoned with a violently red ‘R’. A scoff from off camera, followed by a flying paper ball (which the Absol naturally dodges).

“Oh like you haven’t.”

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[mare-moon.livejournal.com]

[Just another day in Johto. Luna's up late, like she is every night, and she comes across the feed. She initially scoffs. Obviously whoever this is hasn't been told not to show themselves with their Rocket uniform ON. That's the fastest way to being arrested. But, hey, whatever. Not her problem.]

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[The Commander’s not even sure where to start with this person...wearing the uniform in public, destroying official documents, eating official documents. He can’t help but wonder what sort of people they’re letting into Team Rocket these days.]

You idiot! Do you have any idea what you've just done? You just broadcast yourself in uniform to all of Johto! Now everyone knows who you are! Everyone! How do you expect to get anything done in this place when you’ll be easily recognized?

And why are you eating that? What’s wrong with you? That isn’t food! Go to the cafeteria if you want food!

Explain yourssself! Now! And there had better be a good reason for your bizarre behavior!

[video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

[Harley thought the manual was kind of boring when she got here too. She didn't quite go so far as to eat any of it, though.]

Yeah, that thing was kinda boring. Had some important stuff in there, but y'can noodle it out with trial an' error, mostly.

You new here?

[video]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

...

[He has no words.]

Is chewing instructions a pass time in your world, or is just you that is odd?

[Wait, wait, he found some.]

video

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[She has no idea who he is, or even where he is - but she feels she must speak, for he tried to 'hurt' his Pokemon, which is a big no-no.]

Oh, please don't throw things at that poor Pokemon!

[Video] Ohai Discord. :D

[art-of-fabulous.livejournal.com]

[That can't be. Can it? That voice. Those eyes. That face--even if it is human. That horrid outfit. Black is one thing, that outfit? Quite another.

Lastly... That GOATEE.]