1st Reign - Video/Action in Goldenrod Hideout

[chaoswut]

The feed opens up on a slightly jaundiced eye, wild and a little bloodshot. It twitches unnaturally, then squints in glee as the hand holding the Pokègear pulls away, revealing a maturely handsome man in a newly acquired Rocket outfit, stroking his goatee thoughtfully. He poses for the camera, admiring his image in the eye's reflection.

"My, don't you look absolutely riveting, sir. Black suits you… Though that's more than I can say for this place..."

Discord glances around, eyes swiveling around appraisingly, as if selecting which things to keep and which to spruce up a bit. It’s clear that it’s largely disposed to the latter; the room behind him is a depressingly grey little hole, and it is clear that despite the man's seemingly constant gleeful grin that Discord is more than slightly perturbed by things. He glances below-camera, eyes scanning quickly.

"Pokègear...yadda yadda connections....something something make friends, oh please, why do something so positively droll...pah!" A small booklet goes flying past the camera, shedding pages like new snow, one of which lands on his nose. Raised eyebrow and licked lips; within seconds he is chewing thoughtfully.

"Hm. Even paper tastes differently here...How delightfully…tasteless. It's no cotton candy, but it will do. Oh fine, what do <i>you</i> want?”

“Sol.”

The camera spins on a quietly sitting Absol, wearing the closest ‘Orly’ expression that a Pokèmon is likely to achieve. It has a slim black bandanna around its head emblazoned with a violently red ‘R’. A scoff from off camera, followed by a flying paper ball (which the Absol naturally dodges).

“Oh like you haven’t.”

Comments

Video/Action

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Let me think for moment...

[Are you ready Discord? Are. You. READY???]

Well;

▪ Am drinking too much
▪ Am making consistently bad choices
▪ Am not making enough choices
▪ Am too willing to follow orders
▪ Am too violent
▪ Am steal pokémon- is bad thing
▪ Am fight against pokémon- is bad thing
▪ Am am Rocket- is bad thing

[You could actually hear the bullets points. LISTEN TO THEM.]


That is all I think.

Video/Action

[chaoswut.livejournal.com]

By Equestria, who IS this man?

Discord eyes the odd man warily. It is clear that, while he doesn't approve of some and doesn't even fully understand why being a Rocket is a bad thing, he has absolutely no problem with the vast majority of the items mentioned. That can't be, he's too boring to be interesting. Maybe I missed something...He revisits each point individually, ticking them off on his fingers.

"Drinking." Tick.
"Bad choices." Tick. "Good choices. Not my first choice, but it'll help break up the monotony." Tick.
[He skips right over the following orders bit. Apparently the less proximity he has to the idea, the better.]
"Violence, stealing, fighting, general misery humors..." Tick tick tick tick. No question. He returns his gaze to the camera. He's thoroughly confused at this point and more than a little frightened; you should congratulate yourself.

"Who are you, and how can you be so deliciously evil while being so BORING?!"