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The feed opens up on a slightly jaundiced eye, wild and a little bloodshot. It twitches unnaturally, then squints in glee as the hand holding the Pokègear pulls away, revealing a maturely handsome man in a newly acquired Rocket outfit, stroking his goatee thoughtfully. He poses for the camera, admiring his image in the eye's reflection.
"My, don't you look absolutely riveting, sir. Black suits you… Though that's more than I can say for this place..."
Discord glances around, eyes swiveling around appraisingly, as if selecting which things to keep and which to spruce up a bit. It’s clear that it’s largely disposed to the latter; the room behind him is a depressingly grey little hole, and it is clear that despite the man's seemingly constant gleeful grin that Discord is more than slightly perturbed by things. He glances below-camera, eyes scanning quickly.
"Pokègear...yadda yadda connections....something something make friends, oh please, why do something so positively droll...pah!" A small booklet goes flying past the camera, shedding pages like new snow, one of which lands on his nose. Raised eyebrow and licked lips; within seconds he is chewing thoughtfully.
"Hm. Even paper tastes differently here...How delightfully…tasteless. It's no cotton candy, but it will do. Oh fine, what do <i>you</i> want?”
“Sol.”
The camera spins on a quietly sitting Absol, wearing the closest ‘Orly’ expression that a Pokèmon is likely to achieve. It has a slim black bandanna around its head emblazoned with a violently red ‘R’. A scoff from off camera, followed by a flying paper ball (which the Absol naturally dodges).
“Oh like you haven’t.”
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[...But she can't just let him run wild in Johto, either! Who knows what he could get up to? She's got to do something to stop him from creating eternal chaos in Jotho, at the VERY least!]
[...She eventually decides on Audio. She's sure he'll recognize her voice, as she did his. That way.. he'll know she's in this world as well, but won't know what she looks like. She's still got that element of surprise!]
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[Yep. That was a Royal Canterlot Voice if he's ever heard one. But why spoil the fun now?]
He taps the camera cautiously, unsure as to whether or not it's still on after that blare of audio. The Absol, "Dissent", growls at him, eyeing his uniform, which he shrugs off easily.
"My, news travels fast around here! I'm glad I was anticipated with such gusto...Ah, to be appreciated. And it seems chaos, in this case, responded with a facelift! My pleasure to meet you, Madame Loud-Mouth."
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We had no knowledge that thou had arrived in this world until thou projected it for everypony to see.
And tis no pleasure at'all to meet thou, Discord.
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You idiot! Do you have any idea what you've just done? You just broadcast yourself in uniform to all of Johto! Now everyone knows who you are! Everyone! How do you expect to get anything done in this place when you’ll be easily recognized?
And why are you eating that? What’s wrong with you? That isn’t food! Go to the cafeteria if you want food!
Explain yourssself! Now! And there had better be a good reason for your bizarre behavior!
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He raises an eyebrow at the enraged figure, feeling around for his customary sunglasses and is slightly upset to not find them in the standard set of Rocket gear.
"Well, hello to you as well, sir! It is a pleasure to meet you, I'm Discord." He bows gracefully and overdramatically before the camera.
"But goodness, you seem rather grim. It's rather...suiting. [He skips lightly over the rest of his tirade due to lack of interest] But did I hear you say something about this place being called "Johto"? That's a start, to be sure. Not Equestria?
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[Yeah, Discord. He can tell when people aren’t paying attention to him. Especially since it happens all the time.]
And yessss, you’re in Johto! Not Equestria, wherever that is!
[He pauses his ranting to try and remember where he’s heard the word Equestria from. Wait a second…]
And if you’re from this Equestria, you had better not start yelling every sssingle sentence like that annoying woman who said she was from there!
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He chuckles, twirling his goatee nonchalantly in lieu of sunglasses.
Johto...Non-native...so there are others like him around too? And like me? Where do I sign up, and why wasn't I invited!?
Discord straightens up suddenly to full attention, hand snapping to his forehead and drooping to cover his eyes at the same time in the most dignified salute possible for someone who really doesn't take the speaker seriously in the slightest.
"I happen to know this particular po-erh, woman! As Sir Cobra can clearly attest I am nothing like that strange....person? Yes. Person! Furthermore mon commandant, I happen to wish upon this particular pony the most delectable brands of chaos and unhappiness possible."
Grin.
"Permission to come aboard, Commander!"
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Yeah, that thing was kinda boring. Had some important stuff in there, but y'can noodle it out with trial an' error, mostly.
You new here?
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"My thoughts exactly! The best plans are the ones that....well, good plans....or the...hm."
He ponders for a minute, eyebrow raising in real thought.
Thinking. Thinking. [TLLostInterest] He abruptly turns back to the camera.
"It seems I now play a different game,
Freed from stone, chaos made new.
I wonder now, Discord's the name
But the question is, who are you?"
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I'm Harley Quinn! You a poet or something?
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"Poet...now that -would- be an interesting way to put a spin on things...No no no, too much effort. And besides, it appears I'm now Shanghaied into a different service. Why write poetry with some much delicious chaos to enjoy?"
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[He has no words.]
Is chewing instructions a pass time in your world, or is just you that is odd?
[Wait, wait, he found some.]
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"Why, what do you do with your spare time?"
He stares, waiting for an answer. [And apparently thinks a staring contest is in order. I don't even.]
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[He will take part in this duel- have at you good sir.]
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"Good EQUESTRIA how dry. Next you'll be telling me you write a journal and do every single tell someone gives you. My friend, you must get out of those doldrums! Order is such a drag, after all."
[Eyetwitch; whether this is because of his waning endurance for this duel or his exasperation at his obvious character foil, we will never know.]
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Oh, please don't throw things at that poor Pokemon!
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How can anyone look familiar here? I've never seen any of these things before....
[..../suspicion]
[....]
He takes off his Rocket hat, brushes back his grayed hair with a hand, and makes as if to chuck it at the poor Pokèmon quite hard. "Dissent" simply stares, more of a death threat than anything.
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I said, please don't throw things at that poor Pokemon! It's supposed to be your friend and help protect you, but if you treat it like that, it won't do a thing for you, and that will serve you right!
[you BIG. DUMB. MEANIE.]
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[Video] Ohai Discord. :D
Lastly... That GOATEE.]
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[Video] How's laif? Chaotic, yes?
[Probably the same way that you did, Rarity...]
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"The ever-dazzling Rarity, how charming. Tell me, how are you today, milady?"
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