[Likewise, Discord would be making a toast of chocolate milk to her displeasure if he had any. I know I am. But he doesn't, and while he's at it, he'd probably like a pony.]

Cheer up, my little pony! Or whatever you are, now. By Equestria, you probably look rather frightful now, don't you? Regardless, I'm here now. Don't worry~! I'll make everything better soon!

[Or at least when he can figure out where he is, what he is, and what the bloody blue pony is going on here.]