[Continue with the aforesaid cackling and guffawing. What can he say? This is what Discord LIVES for.]
“Stop it! By Equestria, my ribs can’t take much more of this. You are simply TOO much! Really, you really know how to entertain an old draconequus houseguest. Though really, this is a serious matter! You should learn when to be honest with yourself, my little pony. Nopony knows evil like I know evil, and rest assured, there is nothing you can do to stop it. Why, if your older sister couldn’t even banish you permanently, white pony overlord that she is, what makes you think that our cute little Princess has a chance?”
An abrupt sigh, and faint growling. Someone has somepony on a tight schedule, and there’s not much Discord can do about it. For now.
“One more thing, dearest Luna, before I depart from your most pleasurable company. If neither Twilight and her friends, armed with those pretty little Elements, and Celestia herself couldn’t hold back chaos from being wreaked, what makes you think you can? Good luck out there, little Lula.”
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Date: 2012-01-06 08:15 am (UTC)“Stop it! By Equestria, my ribs can’t take much more of this. You are simply TOO much! Really, you really know how to entertain an old draconequus houseguest. Though really, this is a serious matter! You should learn when to be honest with yourself, my little pony. Nopony knows evil like I know evil, and rest assured, there is nothing you can do to stop it. Why, if your older sister couldn’t even banish you permanently, white pony overlord that she is, what makes you think that our cute little Princess has a chance?”
An abrupt sigh, and faint growling. Someone has somepony on a tight schedule, and there’s not much Discord can do about it. For now.
“One more thing, dearest Luna, before I depart from your most pleasurable company. If neither Twilight and her friends, armed with those pretty little Elements, and Celestia herself couldn’t hold back chaos from being wreaked, what makes you think you can? Good luck out there, little Lula.”
[Disconnect]