[He cackles and wiggles a little in his seat, causing a few of the other patrons to look curiously at him. It's doubtful that he even notices, and only barely manages to pull himself back together as she approaches again, wiping away a tear of glee. He smirks up at her, steepling his fingers as awaits the next round with gusto.]
"Madame Waitress, you're improving! Keep that up and I might even recommend your service!"
Action: Your powers of observation continue to serve you well.
"Madame Waitress, you're improving! Keep that up and I might even recommend your service!"